Noah's Ark Creature Combat

It’s been raining for 40 days and 40 nights and the animals cooped up on Noah’s Ark are pissed off: Let the battle commence!
Watch the fur and feathers fly as you and up to three friends take control of God’s creatures in a fight to the death. Voles take on bears and pelicans take on elephants in the mother of all beat-‘em-ups. You can choose from literally any ground or air based animal on God’s earth and send it in to battle with any other. Fight modes include: vs. battle, the animals went in two-by-two tag-team, story mode, aerial beak-bout and endurance challenge: taking on all comers as you battle your way from one end of the ark to the other.
There will be a huge selection of locations including the gang plank, the deck, the bridge, the elephant’s pen, and Mount Ararat. All of the locations will be fully interactive and although any animal can fight anywhere, some creatures are better suited to certain locations; the rafters up in the roof for example is good for rats but less good for lions.
Each animal will have it’s own characteristics and realistic moves. The smaller the animal the less damage it can do but the faster it can move thus allowing a chiwawa to fell a bear if it can land enough hits while staying out of it’s way. Of course the big cats are fast and powerful, the primates can use weapons, and the rats bite carries disease, so choose carefully.
Battles I’d like to see:
Cow vs. Sheep
Dog vs. Chicken
Cat vs. Ostrich
Tasmanian Devil vs. Komodo Dragon
Dodo vs. Tasmanian Tiger vs. The Great Auk vs. Quagga – Extinctathon!
Coyote vs. Roadrunner
Rat vs. Stag
Bunny Rabbit vs. Baby Deer vs. Chipmunk vs. Koala in bloody cute-out!
Lion vs. Bumble Bee
Eagle vs. Hippo
Polar Bear vs. Platypus vs. Robin vs. Orang-utan
Giraffe vs. Horse vs. Vulture vs. Noah Himself

