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Theme Brothel


Theme Brothel

You've played Theme Park and Theme Hospital. Now make the next step: It's 21st century Birmingham and the government has decided to legalise prostitution. You are Madame Fishnet and you find yourself in control of a massage parlor. Can you make the business a success? Can you transform the oldest profession into a respectable career path? Can you turn your business into the Macdonald's of prostitution?

You can decide what sort of clientele to attract: Do you want mostly men? Mostly women? Gay? Straight? Bi/curious? The sort of client that patronises your establishment directly influences the morale and general happiness of your precious hoochies. Where you decide to build your premises is important as well: In the city you will attract a few sheepish lawyers and TV celebrities who pay big money for a discreet service. But maybe you want a steadier income in the form of sailors and squaddies who pay less but are easier to service. So to speak. However, the rougher locations need greater security to protect your ho’s from unscrupulous johns. But can you afford it?

As you expand and become more successful, you can improve your facilities. You can make the place more opulent (and clean,) with more customer friendly services. You can also lay on entertainment to put your customers at ease while they wait. You could even build themed bedrooms, s and m dungeons, fantasy nurse stations, the Vatican, to name but a few. You can also start employing more attractive, skilful prostitutes who can 'lay on' specialities. But be careful: the more clients there are, the greater the risk of venereal disease destroying 'les biches' and YOUR reputation.

The ultimate aim of Theme Brothel is to open up a chain of your very own brothels and earn your place in the house of lords.

Bubbaray 10 Aug '03

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